Wednesday 22 January 2014

Boob humor 101

Boob humor 101:
Everyday uses of an ample bosom
1.They make a great portable table for resting your plate/bowl while snacking on the couch
2.Catching stray food bits like popcorn from hitting the floor saves on sweeping time
3.Cuddle pillows for a sleepy child or puppy, instant sleepy eyes
4.Fantastic stress balls for yourself and partner with the side effect of increased libido
5.Somehow have become an extra grab point/anchor point for a climbing child's hands and feet, ouch
6.Hypnotic focal point for complete strangers; somehow causing random people to shut out the world around them with a funny awakening like they've risen from a dream where they were falling!! Lol 





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